I drank *the Devil* under 23 tables, I am too *intense* to die, I’m insured for acts o’ God *and* Satan! I’m a human being of the *first* GOD DAMN water, who’ll try to blow me down? They say a godzillion is the highest number there is. Well by God! I count to a godzillion [...]

At our mutual place of work, I have a favourite washroom stall that I like to practise peeing into – second one from the left if you’re facing the sinks.
I have a hunch that it’s your favourite stall as well and I’d like to talk to you about it. I think you need more [...]

“We support free speech, but when it does infringe on other people’s rights and our school policies, then we need to take a look at that.”
I love that kind of logic. You’re free as long as your thoughts are conformist and you don’t offend the majority or make them uncomfortable. Some Americans drive me bananas. [...]