Shaved turkey, pickles and mustard on brown – that’s a boy sandwich.
Tomato, lettuce and swiss cheese on brown – that’s a girl sandwich.
Anything mustardy, dilly, beefy, saurkrauty, horseradishy, peppery, BBQy, sloppy joey or meatbally are for boy sandwiches.
Anything cheesy, tomatoey, eggy, grilled chickeny, avocadoey, leafy greeny, sprouty or eggplanty are for girl sandwiches.
Anybody know the rules, can I still be a feminist and think this way?