It’s time to spread the word about a disease known as “cara grossa”. It only afflicts celebrities and is usually detectable over long periods of time. It can be difficult to spot unless: a) you haven’t seen the star for many years – ie: your most recent memory is at least a 5-10 years old; or b) you suspect the condition and go looking for proof. At first I thought it might be related to scientology (see John Travolta above or think Kirstie Alley…) but then I reflected on the thin faces of Beck, Juliette Lewis and Tom Cruise…then changed my mind. No, it’s something else… and even our heroes are not immune.