My sister called me last night to let me know that she’s moving on Monday and the new place does not welcome feline residents.
SO my dear friend Butch is facing homelessness in a couple days. We can’t have him here due to deathly huzbond allergies (eyes swell up like water balloons) so I’m putting the [...]

I think everyone has a particular, consistent style when it comes to anal audio.
Seriously. I know it’s gross, but think about it and then think about your loved ones. My guess is that it’s inherent but not necessarily hereditary. Perhaps we’re sitting on a new biometric measure?
For example, as a child I’d often sit [...]

And the survey says?
“Trust me, she’s over.”
The L.A. times interviewed 21 of the music industry’s top execs (Clive Davis, Don Ienner, Kanye West) to anonymously dig at their thoughts on the world’s highest-grossing music acts and to get their guesses on which ones will be bringing in the biggest buckets of cash over the [...]