“Ogaki Kyoritsu Bank is introducing fruitmachine-style games of chance which run while the ATM processes its more mundane transactions.”

Three lucky 7’s waives your transaction fee and three golds scores you about $10.

Holy shit! Why don’t you silly banks save your money on all the smoke’n’mirrors and just waive the friggin’ fees? Shouldn’t you be paying me for my business anyway? I think I make about one penny in interest a year and pay about $200 in service fees.

Unreal.

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