My friend Carman and I were chatting today and his Erik Estrada messenger pic got us talking about who we’d cast for a Canadian version of the Surreal Life.

Here goes:

Dan Gallagher
John Major (Good Rockin’ Tonight)
Lee Aaron
Anyone from Goin’ Down the Road (god I hate that movie)
Corey Haim (think he and Aaron would hook up?)
Adrienne Clarkson
Matt Frewer (aka Max Headroom)
Alan Thicke (my dad went to school with him, no shit)
Corey Hart (I think he and Corey H. would duke it out)
Jesse from the Beachcombers
Snow (def would fight with everyone! good tv)
Carling Basset

OK, it’s more than six. In fact it’s 12. We need more body heat up here.