What about the crotch? Or as my granny would say, “crutch”…



ken_doll.jpg“LA hairdresser Steve Erhardt, who has spent over $250,000 on 30 different cosmetic procedures to turn himself into a Ken doll. His first operation was a nose job in 1987 from Michael Jackson’s surgeon, who also gave him a Kirk Douglas style cleft chin. Since then he’s had pec implants, butt implants and was the first person to get bicep implants.

Steve claims he looked like a cross between Patrick Swayze and David Hasselhoff before the surgery. “It’s not really to look like anything in particular”, he says, “It’s keeping your face nice, you know?”

Right… he’s really on a quest to become a Ken doll. So my question is, how will he handle that delicate area below the belt? Lord knows Mattel never did a decent job with genitals. That vertical lump always confused me.

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Steve this is your chance to make it right! Be brave.

Read more about Steve and see more pics here. Source: Popbitch

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5 Responses to “What about the crotch? Or as my granny would say, “crutch”…”

  1. Insider says:

    Here’s a girlfriend for him.
    http://independentsources.com/2005/10/03/female-steve-erhardt-scary/

  2. guest says:

    steven m hoefflin is the famous plastic surgeon who did his nose chin and cheeks…he also works on joan rivers, pamala anderson, janet, michael thriller era, adrienne maloof nassif…(sacramento kings heiress)..
    pamela his wife…zsa zsa gabors nose chin and cheeks, stallone, don johnson, angelina jolie, jessica simpson new chin and smaller nose base, candy spelling, tara conner beauty queen, and donald trump his new wife malania trump, his daughter ivanka and his ex ivana trump…

    hoefflin is the shit…pure genius..he will make you incredibly beautiful like his movie star clients…

    his office is in los angeles, santa monica california

    1530 arizona ave…
    p.s this dr. hoefflin is also the president of the california society of plastic surgeons so hes totally legit…and amamzing but expensive but worth it…i had work done by him and have more acting jobs then ever…im on a soap opera SHOW…cant reveal who i am though

  3. MONA says:

    HE’S ALSO ONE OF THE BEST NOSE RECONSTRUCTIVE SURGEONS IN THE WORLD…HE MAKES THE BEST NOSE JOBS IN THE UNITED STATES…VERY AMERICAN STYLE NOSE…HE MAKES PEOPLE LOOK CAUCASIAN WHICH IS GOOD! IN THE UNITED STATES AND MANY PLASTIC SURGERY TEXTS AND ART BEAUTY BOOKS FAVOR THE IDEAL STANDARD OF BEAUTY WHICH IS BASED ON CAUCASIAN FEATURES.

  4. scared says:

    ohhhh…bad. Looking Caucasian is not “good”, bad or anything else. Yuck. Every ethnicity is beautiful, and it makes me really sad to hear that.

    Do you people work for this doctor, or what??

  5. lilydustbin says:

    Mona is a gutless wonder.

    I really like that phrase, gutless wonder, I’ve been using it all week. I’ve noticed it really makes it easy to call people on their shit and then let it go…