How rich are you? “Every year we gaze enviously at the lists of the richest people in world. (editor’s note: well, not really enviously, more curiously) Wondering what it would be like to have that sort of cash. But where would you sit on one of those lists? Here’s your chance to find out.” Poke, […]
Google: terrible canadian music LOL Those pranksters.
“Sweeeetie. Whatever your costume choice,” he gently started, “mouthwash should be part of it.” Sometimes the truth is funny. “It could even be your costume. You could say ‘I have really bad breath but it’s disguised in mouthwash.’” He was the pitcher, I was the catcher. I never laughed so hard in my life.
You are a genius, you: I considered dressing up as the Spaghetti Monster this year but decided against it. The effort it would take, the icky noodles on my head, the all-night explanations… I’m sorry FSM, I have failed you. I am shamed. Instead the huzbond is going as evolution and I am going as […]
My friend Kim works in a childcare centre and on the weekend she told me about an unusual four year old she takes care of. He’s unusual because he speaks using only vowels. Intellectually, his development is on par with other children his age and he’s in speech therapy to learn how to speak using […]