“The types of mutilation are varied and creative, and range from removing the hair to decapitation, burning, breaking and even microwaving.”
The CBC reported this week that, “many young girls like to mutilate and ‘torture’ Barbie dolls, including popping off their heads and microwaving them,” in order to bid farewell to their childhood.
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This is a true story and no names have been changed, as I have no interest in protecting the identities of those involved. I love them all, even Francis for the short time I knew him/her/it. R.I.P.
A couple Wednesdays ago, Collin (the huz) and I meet up with Heather and Rich for some dinner and [...]

Overheard at a holiday party.
Room is silent.
“Have you ever had a Brazilian tongue?”
Room awakens: “WHAT?”
“You know, down there. Down there, a Brazilian tongue, have you ever had one?”
Brave soul: “Do you mean WAX? A Brazilian wax?”
“Yeah, whatever, a wax. Because you know, I hate shaving. I hate it so much, it leaves red bumps and [...]