Overheard at a holiday party.
Room is silent.
“Have you ever had a Brazilian tongue?”
Room awakens: “WHAT?”
“You know, down there. Down there, a Brazilian tongue, have you ever had one?”
Brave soul: “Do you mean WAX? A Brazilian wax?”
“Yeah, whatever, a wax. Because you know, I hate shaving. I hate it so much, it leaves red bumps and it’s so itchy. I’m thinking of having a Brazilian… wax.”