Have you ever had a Brazilian tongue?



Overheard at a holiday party.

Room is silent.

“Have you ever had a Brazilian tongue?”

Room awakens: “WHAT?”

“You know, down there. Down there, a Brazilian tongue, have you ever had one?”

Brave soul: “Do you mean WAX? A Brazilian wax?”

“Yeah, whatever, a wax. Because you know, I hate shaving. I hate it so much, it leaves red bumps and it’s so itchy. I’m thinking of having a Brazilian… wax.”

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One Response to “Have you ever had a Brazilian tongue?”

  1. Araagar says:

    Woah…
    ::Shudders::
    I honestly, would rather die than have the hair ripped from my crotch… wax or not.

    …brazil can keep its tongue in its mouth.
    =D