Last night I watched the Academy Awards from beginning to end for the first time ever. Yawn. I’ll likely not do that again. Ever. However, I did make two fairly startling observations: 1) Tom Cruise and John Travolta appear to be aging backwards. (Sorry, I couldn’t fit John Travolta’s massive face on my blog twice.) […]

Earlier today I caught Fingers chewing on a drawer knob. “Bad Fingers!” He said he didn’t do it. “It wasn’t me.” Later I noticed the whole damn knob had gone missing. Notice the tennis ball, evidence that he does have otherthings to chew. Goddamn it. A few hours later, after I’d long given up the […]

Not to tempt fate, but it would be difficult for this week to get worse and thank god it’s coming to an end. S-l-o-w-l-y, but surely. I hate that creeping feeling of defeat, but I’m not giving up yet. Let’s see, car accident? Check. Snowed in? Check. Missed appointments? Check. Late on deliverables? Check. Rescheduling […]

Eagle Tries To Carry Deer Head, Causes Power Outage An ambitious eagle left about 10,000 residents of Alaska without power after it tried to fly carrying a deer head. The eagle found a deer head in a landfill, and decided to take it home. Unfortunately the weight of the deer head prevented the eagle from […]

I have tears of joy streaming down my face as I post this. Pure hilarity… enjoy!