Last night I watched the Academy Awards from beginning to end for the first time ever. Yawn. I’ll likely not do that again. Ever.
However, I did make two fairly startling observations:
1) Tom Cruise and John Travolta appear to be aging backwards.

(Sorry, I couldn’t fit John Travolta’s massive face on my blog twice.)
2) Jack Nicholson [...]

Earlier today I caught Fingers chewing on a drawer knob.

“Bad Fingers!”

He said he didn’t do it.

“It wasn’t me.”

Later I noticed the whole damn knob had gone missing.

Notice the tennis ball, evidence that he does have otherthings to chew. Goddamn it.

A few hours later, after I’d long given up the search for themissing drawer knob, Fingers [...]

Not to tempt fate, but it would be difficult for this week to get worse and thank god it’s coming to an end. S-l-o-w-l-y, but surely. I hate that creeping feeling of defeat, but I’m not giving up yet.
Let’s see, car accident? Check. Snowed in? Check. Missed appointments? Check. Late on deliverables? Check. Rescheduling nightmares? [...]