Robot #188 has been located safe and sound – my faith in Canada Post and the USPS restored. We can all sleep at night now.
Dustbin authorities are asking for the public’s assistance in locating Robot #188, who was last seen boarding a bubble mailer near Highway 10 and Broadway in Orangeville on May 20th, 2008, allegedly on her way to a friend’s residence in Brooklyn, NY.
Robot #188 is a new model, described as 5 inches in height and weighing approximately 5oz. She has pearly button eyes and an antenna that is orange in colour. She was wearing a white, blue and green blouse, white jeans, orange trainers and olive green gloves. Robot #188 is quite shy, but will respond to human kindness.
Dustbin authorities are asking for anyone who may know the whereabouts of Robot #188.