the dustbin: UPDATE! Missing Robot, post prime suspect

UPDATE! Missing Robot, post prime suspect

Robot #188 has been located safe and sound - my faith in Canada Post and the USPS restored. We can all sleep at night now.

Have you seen this robot?

Dustbin authorities are asking for the public’s assistance in locating Robot #188, who was last seen boarding a bubble mailer near Highway 10 and Broadway in Orangeville on May 20th, 2008, allegedly on her way to a friend’s residence in Brooklyn, NY.

Robot #188 is a new model, described as 5 inches in height and weighing approximately 5oz. She has pearly button eyes and an antenna that is orange in colour. She was wearing a white, blue and green blouse, white jeans, orange trainers and olive green gloves. Robot #188 is quite shy, but will respond to human kindness.

Dustbin authorities are asking for anyone who may know the whereabouts of Robot #188.

Tags: lost in the mail, lost mail, MIA, missing, missing in action, missing mail, missing robot