1 – Richard Pryor’s Alphabet:

2 – Your loud laugh.
3 – Stop motion animated film, “Orange Sings Carmen”:

4 – Adorable little Polish girls who tug and hug on him relentlessly at the park daily.
5 – Being any more than half-an-inch away from base-station mama. Sigh.
Speaking of crying children, check out this Craigslist ad; “this job is [...]

OK – can you say h-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s… and I especially love the silly pee parts. Apparently she thought peeing was the same as coming.
You know, I can relate. When I was in kindergarten, some gingersnap told me I came out of my mother’s “cock” and it was YEARS before I realized that there’d been a mixup. [...]