OK – can you say h-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s… and I especially love the silly pee parts. Apparently she thought peeing was the same as coming.

You know, I can relate. When I was in kindergarten, some gingersnap told me I came out of my mother’s “cock” and it was YEARS before I realized that there’d been a mixup. Those were dark and confusing days, man…

Anyhoo, you can see Sara’s original, handwritten document in all its childlike glory (well, not *all*, more like some – she does have a book to sell afterall, sheesh) at Sara Barron’s site: http://www.sarabarron.com.